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		<title>IIS Service Unavailable aka. Windows Security update kills application pool</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night all severs running Windows 2003 R2, IIS6 and ColdFusion/ASP.Net were sabotaged! Actually, any windows based web application making use of the IIS6 application pool was affected and guess who killed them... Havoc is consuming the inter-webs while non-technical users are asking the question who killed my web site? It was the boys over in Redmond, WA. Quite the slip Microsoft. 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night all severs running Windows 2003 R2, IIS6 and ColdFusion/ASP.Net were sabotaged! Actually, any windows based web application making use of the IIS6 application pool was affected and guess who killed them&#8230; Havoc is consuming the inter-webs while non-technical users are asking the question; &#8220;who killed my web site&#8221;?</p>
<p>The answer, It was the boys over in Redmond, WA. Quite the debacle ( <a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=fail+whale">Fail Whale</a> ) for Microsoft.</p>
<p>After installation of the following updates:</p>
<ul>
<li>Security Update for Windows Server 2003 (KB974318)</li>
<li>Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool &#8211; December 2009 (KB890830)</li>
<li>Security Update for Windows Server 2003 (KB973904)</li>
<li>Update for Windows Server 2003 (KB971737)</li>
<li>Update for Windows Server 2003 (KB973917)</li>
<li>Security Update for Windows Server 2003 (KB974392)</li>
<li>Cumulative Security Update for Internet Explorer 8 for Windows Server 2003 (KB976325)</li>
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<p>We noticed multiple occurrences  the following warnings in the System event viewer:</p>
<blockquote><p>A process serving application pool &#8216;DefaultAppPool&#8217; terminated unexpectedly. The process id was &#8217;3524&#8242;. The process exit code was &#8217;0xffffffff&#8217;.</p></blockquote>
<p>These warnings were immediately followed by a lovely error:</p>
<blockquote><p>Application pool &#8216;DefaultAppPool&#8217; is being automatically disabled due to a series of failures in the process(es) serving that application pool.</p></blockquote>
<p>With these messages at hand it became apparent that one of the Windows Security Updates was to blame. Looking into the specifics of each of the updates I had conluded that the suspect was &#8220;<a href="http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx/kb/973917">Update for Windows Server 2003 (KB973917)</a>&#8220;.</p>
<p>While I am still working to identify possible solutions for affected servers independently, removing Update 973917 has restored service temporarily for a number of my clients.</p>
<p>Anyone else see the Humor in this?</p>
<p>Take a lesson from this; Windows Automatic Update is kind of like a friend who secretly wants to cause you problems, because its fun&#8230;.</p>
<p><strong>Updated on December, 9 2009 at 1:59pm</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=2009746">The official response</a>&#8230; get this; Microsoft wants us to reinstall Service Pack 2 for Windows Server 2003 on the affected installations to bring all IIS6.0 components up to date. Seems like a Cop out to me. Sure it would fix the issue but this is going to cause a lot of man hours for a number of companies.</p>
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		<title>Code Monkey (Like You)</title>
		<link>http://gavin.mclelland.ca/2007/10/06/code-monkey-like-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gavin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I remember stumbling upon Jonathan Coulton&#8217;s Code Monkey song sometime last year. Not only is it extremely funny, but its actually quite a well done song. Listen to the Code Monkey song. I guess I am not the only one who loves this song though! Some one has taken the time to make a music [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I remember stumbling upon Jonathan Coulton&#8217;s <a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2006/04/14/thing-a-week-29-code-monkey/">Code Monkey</a> song sometime last year. Not only is it extremely funny, but its actually quite a well done song. Listen to <a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/music/thingaweek/CodeMonkey.mp3">the Code Monkey song</a>. I guess I am not the only one who loves this song though! Some one has taken the time to make a music video for the song using footage from the Black Heaven anime series. The quality of editing on this is amazing! See for yourself:</p>
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